i drop a piece of weed and it fell in a spider web and the spider was like “my nigga” and we fist pounded
(Source: cowboybeboop)
so this blog just started following me
when mcdonalds accidentally gives you an extra chicken nugget
do she got a booty?
she dooooooooooooooo
*takes 30 selfies before deciding not to post one*
the smallest mother in England is the minimum
when people ask me if i know about a thing i’m actually a huge fan of
IML AUGHING S OMUCH OMG THIS MAKES LITERSALLY ZERO SENSE LIKE ISTHE CUPBOARD TOOO LOUD WHEN HE OPENNS IT????H OW DOES TH AT HAPPEN OMG I DONT EVEN UNDERSTAND
Who the fuck names their kid marina and the diamonds
